Boozy Bookgasms

Penthouse Panty Pilferer

Beautiful Bastard by Christina Lauren
 
Let's leave HR out of this discussion today! Hang on to your panties ladies, we'll be covering an office romance with no shortage of scandalous scenes in small spaces!
 
Signature Cocktail: Silk Panty Dropper
Ingredients: Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Cranberry Juice, Cherry for garnish
 
Pour 1.5 oz vodka, .5 oz of peach schnapps and 1 oz of cranberry juice into a mixing glass, stir, strain into a martini glass filled with crushed ice.  Garnish with a fresh cherry and enjoy. 

What was the Mistake?!

Cupid's Mistake by Chantilly White
Join Jen, Lynn and Kim and see if you can help us figure out exactly what Cupid's mistake was in this book. Hey, no slut shaming allowed! 
 
Signature Cocktail: Cupids Arrow
Ingredients: Vodka, Blood Orange Liqueur, Orange Juice, Lemon Juice, Chopped Berries (raspberries or strawberries) sugar, Sprite, Chocolate shavings for garnish
In a cocktail shaker, add ice, 1.5 oz vodka, .75 oz blood orange liqueur, 1.5 oz orange juice, a splash of lemon juice and a teaspoon of sugar or sugar substitute. Shake vigorously. Wet and dip a glass rim in pink or red sugar crystals then fill with ice cubes. Pour shaken mixture over ice and add the Sprite. Drop berries in and stir to mix. For an extra bit of love, sprinkle the top with chocolate shavings prior to serving. 

Meow, Mask and Murder, Oh my!

Lights Out by Navessa Allen
We're back baby! Jen, Lynn and Kim talk stalking, kitty cats and polite mafia good guys. 
Signature Cocktail: The Fred Fizz
Ingredients: Bourbon Whiskey, Simple Syrup, Lemon Juice, Orange Curacao, Lemonade, Shaved Ice. 
Grab a tumbler and fill it 3/4ths of the way full with ice. Then measure out 2 ounces of your preferred bourbon or rye whiskey and pour it into the tumbler. Add 1.5 ounces of fresh squeezed lemon juice and 1/2 an ounce of simple syrup. Put your top on your tumbler and shake till it's ice cold and frost starts to form on the outside. In a tall glass add 1-2 scoops of shaved ice. Strain your shaken cocktail into the shaved ice. Float a layer of orange curacao on top. In a second glass add 4 - 6 ounces of lemonade. Pour your first glass into the second one. This step seems convoluted but the pouring the first mixture into the second is what creates the fizz part of the Fred Fizz.* Remember you can substitute other flavors for whiskey, simple syrup and even limeade for extra fun and a little variety. 

Fairy Smut Episode 5: A Court of Silver Flames

Pour yourself an "Oh Gods" Margarita and join Jen, Jennie and Aimee as they break down the final book in the ACOTAR series. We have some special guests joining us just in time for cocktails and the book discussion. We will be discussing Nasty Nesta, Cassian's impressive wingspan and the Fairy Hunger Games among other highlights. This one did not disappoint!
 
Cocktail:
The Oh Gods Margarita: 1 muddled habanero pepper (seeds removed and sliced), 1 1/2 oz reposado tequila, 1/2 oz grand marnier, dash of cayenne pepper and a dash of luster dust of course! Shake and serve over ice.

Fairy Smut Episode 4: A Court of Frost and Starlight

Tis the season for the Winter Solstice! Turn on the fireplace and snuggle up for warm and fuzzy fairy feels! Jen, Jennie and Aimee break down this holiday Novella by SJM.
 
Cocktail: Sexy Snowball Fight
Ingredients: 1oz of Vodka, 1oz Amaretto Liquor, 1oz heavy cream, always sprinkle with a little silver luster dust. Shake and serve over ice. Cheers!

Fairy Smut Episode 3: A Court of Wings and Ruin

Settle in for this one because it's a long journey to the end! Join Jen and the Twin Sister Fairy Smut Conosur's as they head into battle with Hybern. Be sure to load up your cocktail with plenty of iridescent sparkle! 
Cocktail: The Dawn Court Drama
Ingredients: 2 oz Rum, 4 oz pineapple juice, 1/2 oz of lime juice, 1/2 oz of simple syrup, 3 oz of ginger beer and a dash of luster dust.

Fairy Smut Episode 2: A Court of Mist and Fury

Join Jen and the Twin Sister fairy smut connoisseurs for another week in the land of fairy wine and large wing spans! 
 
Cocktail: The Hello Feyre Darling
Ingredients: 1 oz vodka, 1 oz lime juice, 2 oz Chambord Raspberry Liquor, 2 oz Sprite, drop of purple food coloring (so we can get the color of Rhysand's eyes). Mix and pour over ice!

Fairy Smut Episode 1: A Court of Thorns and Roses

Turn on the twinkle lights and pour yourself some Under the Mountain Jiggle Juice, we are kicking off our ACOTAR series! 
Cocktail: Under the Mountain Jiggle Juice (Tamlin Namby Pamby)
Ingredients: 2 oz Moscato, 1 oz Vodka, a splash of cranberry juice and iridescent cocktail sparkle. Mix and serve over ice! 

Season 1 Flashbacks

Join the ladies as they recap and review the bests and worsts of their Freshman Season. Find out who was the drunkest on each episode and what books surprised them the most.
 
Cocktail: The Last Word
Ingredients: Mezcal, Green Chartreuse, Maraschino liquor and lime juice.Add 3/4oz of all the ingredients to to a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake vigorously, strain into a beautiful martini glass and sip wildly! For extra fun garnish with a curled lime peel. 
 

The Christmas Toy

The hot tub is not the only thing steamy in this wild holiday romance. Whip up a cool batch of White Christmas Margaritas and hear what the cousins think of this hot reverse harem by Krista Wolf.
The Christmas Toy  by Krista Wolf
Signature Cocktail: White Christmas Margarita
Ingredients: Tequila, Triple Sec, Lime Sour Mix, Coconut Creme, Coconut flakes, Agave Syrup, Cranberries, Powdered Sugar, sprig of rosemary or lime slices (optional for extra holiday flare)First let's give the glass a wintery twist. Dip the rim of a 6-8oz glass in sweet agave nectar, then roll it in a bed of shredded coconut flakes. Now for the magic.  Combine 1oz each of tequila, triple sec, coconut creme and 2oz of lime sour mix to a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Give it a good shake until it is frosty and cold. Strain the delicious mixture into your coconut rimmed glass and enjoy! 
To make super festive, garnish with cranberries, a sprig of rosemary, small lime slice then dust with powdered sugar. Bam! Christmas in a glass. Enjoy.